744 jokes found

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!
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It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
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Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!"
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My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.
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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.  That’s just how I roll.
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I once lost a banana at court but then I appealed. 
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Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.
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Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
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What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!
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