649 jokes found
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride. |
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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad. |
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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach. |
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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. |
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What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt. |
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I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked. |
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What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. |
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you. |
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! |
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