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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.
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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.
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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
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What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.
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I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.
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What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?  They're making headlines!
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