650 jokes found

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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
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Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
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Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.
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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
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I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down.
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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