What do you call a pile of cats?  A Meowtain.

Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

Animal Fact #25: Most bobcats are not named bob.