What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up

I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret

It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!

 I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"