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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle. |
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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. |
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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful” |
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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador |
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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever. |
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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. |
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. |
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. |
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What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark. |
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. |
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It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle. |
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At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. |
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. |
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