My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

What do you call a pile of cats?  A Meowtain.

Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!