Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire

Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.

I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What do you call a pile of cats?  A Meowtain.