Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.

What is bread's favorite number?  Leaven.

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it.

What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.