I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.