Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.