{"attachments":[{"fallback":"I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.","footer":"<https://icanhazdadjoke.com/j/BQKZTnOCIe|permalink> - <https://icanhazdadjoke.com|icanhazdadjoke.com>","text":"I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish."}],"response_type":"in_channel","username":"icanhazdadjoke"}