744 jokes found

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
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What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
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A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.
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I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...
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Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.
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I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.
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How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
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What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
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What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.
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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
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What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
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Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me
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