549 jokes found

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
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What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
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Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
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What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long
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Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
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Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.
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