536 jokes found

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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
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Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
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Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.
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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
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What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
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Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
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