744 jokes found

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.
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There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.
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In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.
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I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job
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What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.
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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
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What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
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I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming.
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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
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I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.
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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
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